I can hear Nicky thinking a mile a minute about how bad this is gonna go, and I almost feel bad for him. Almost. But it's way too good to pass up.

This is lady who stole my best friend's heart. I'm honor-bound to make his life miserable, you know, dish the dirt to her. Find out if she's good enough for him, but you won't catch me saying that part.

We walk, and I shoot him a sly grin. "You just go right on hoping, Romeo."