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formerfratboy) wrote2007-07-12 08:22 pm
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Nick should have known there was something really fishy going on when he woke up and really really really really had to pee. Like, stop the world I'm going to explode sort of potty emergency.
He groaned, annoyed that his bladder seemed to revert back to a child-like state overnight somehow.
And when he groaned, he realized there was something really, really wrong.
Maybe he was getting sick, he thought, as he swung his legs over the side of the bed and went to get up...
Only instead of feet smacking on solid floor, his feet hit air, which he understood only as he propelled himself off of the bed and landed on the floor with a great, resounding thud.
"What the fuck?" he squeaked, looking down at himself and noticing that he was definitely, definitely not himself.
He groaned, annoyed that his bladder seemed to revert back to a child-like state overnight somehow.
And when he groaned, he realized there was something really, really wrong.
Maybe he was getting sick, he thought, as he swung his legs over the side of the bed and went to get up...
Only instead of feet smacking on solid floor, his feet hit air, which he understood only as he propelled himself off of the bed and landed on the floor with a great, resounding thud.
"What the fuck?" he squeaked, looking down at himself and noticing that he was definitely, definitely not himself.
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"Nick?" he asked, pushing himself up. He wasn't going to make the same mistake as when he'd een The Hot Chick.
Not that he was gonna...
Ok, vomiting a litle, now.
"You're a...kid!"
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"What the hell? What the hell?" Nick balled his little hands up into fists and just... well, he really wanted to go sit in a corner and pout. "Why am I a kid? What the hell did I do?"
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"You..." he started, snickering an burying his face just as he broke into a loud laugh.
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He somehow reverted to pre-pubescent. This totally wasn't funny.
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"You could be a chick," he offered.
Oh, shit.
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He sighed. "Oh, goddamn, I'm a kid, and I'm an angry kid." Just great.